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('<span title="Source: \'A Fish Called Wanda\' (1988 film)">Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself" and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Animal House\' (1978 film)">Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Apocalypse Now\' (1979 film)">I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels\' (1988 film) ">Freddy, what I\'m saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Full Metal Jacket\' (1979 film)">I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels\' (1998 film)"> - We grow copious amounts of Ganja, yea?<br/> - ...Yea<br/> - And you are carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser. You don\'t look like your average horti-f*cking-culturalist.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Monty Python & the Holy Grail\' (1975 film)">And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy".</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Monty Python & the Holy Grail\' (1975 film)">Come and see the violence inherent in the system!  Help, help! I\'m being repressed!</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Monty Python & the Holy Grail\' (1975 film)">He is not the Messiah - he is a very naughty boy!</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Monty Python & the Holy Grail\' (1975 film)">I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Monty Python & the Holy Grail\' (1975 film)">Yes.  Shrubberies are my trade.  I am a shrubber.  My name is Roger the Shrubber.  I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert\' (1994 film)">Oh, for goodness\' sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Princess Bride\' (1987 film)">  - Who are you? I must know. <br/> - Get used to disappointment.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Princess Bride\' (1987 film)"> - You seem a decent fellow: I hate to kill you.<br/> - You seem a decent fellow: I hate to die.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Silence of the Lambs\' (1991 film)">A census-taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Sopranos\' (HBO TV Series)">Cunnilinigus and psychiatry brought us to this...</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Sopranos\' (HBO TV Series)">- So, do you think Ralph has a problem with women? <br/>- Well, I don\'t know, Tony... I mean, he did beat one to death.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'The Wizard of Oz\' (1939)">I\'ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! </span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Withnail & I\' (1987 film). See Wee Like."> - Give it a chance. It\'s got to warm up. <br/> - Warm up? We may as well sit around a cigarette.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Withnail & I\' (1987 film). See Wee Like.">I can never touch meat until it\'s cooked. As a youth, I used to weep in butcher shops.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Withnail & I\' (1987 film). See Wee Like.">I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the rose. The carrot has mystery - flowers are essentially tarts: prostitutes for the bees.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Withnail & I\' (1987 film). See Wee Like.">Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose. You gain.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Withnail & I\' (1987 film). See Wee Like.">There is, you will agree, a certain "je ne sais quoi," something very special about a firm, young carrot.</span>',
'<span title="Source: \'Withnail & I\' (1987 film. See Wee Like.)"> - His mechanism\'s gone. He\'s had more drugs than you\'ve had hot dinners. <br/> - I\'m not having this shag-sack insulting me. Let him get his drugs out.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Abraham Lincoln">Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man\'s character, give him power.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Adolph Hitler">Tell a lie loud enough and long enough and people will believe it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">The right to search for truth implies also a duty: one must not conceal any part of what one has recognised to be true.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">The pioneers of a warless world are the children who refuse to do military service.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Albert Einstein">The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Alex Kapranos, Franz Ferdinand - \'Walk Away\' ">Mascara bleeds a blackened tear. And I am cold, yes I\'m cold, but not as cold as you are. I love the sound of you walking away, you walking away. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Alex Kapranos, Franz Ferdinand - \'Better on Holiday\' ">It\'s always better on holiday - that\'s why we only work when we need the money.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Alekseyevich Gagarin">I don\'t see any god up here...</span>',
'<span title="Source: Alex Kapranos, Franz Ferdinand - \'Walk Away\' ">The stab of stilettos on a silent night. Stalin smiles and Hitler laughs. Churchill claps Mao Tse-Tung on the back. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Ambrose Bierce">Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Amy Winehouse - \'Back to Black\'">We only said goodbye in words. I died a hundred times. You go back to her and I go back to black.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'"> - All I\'ve ever wanted to do with my life is right.<br/> - Maybe you should learn how to spell "write" first...</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'"> - Oh my God! I just threw up all over my boyfriend\'s mother.<br/> - Well, you told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'"> - So, how was the meal with the ex-wife? <br/> - Just like the company: cold, fatty, and expensive.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'"> - The last 3 guys I hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a \"Magic, the Gathering\" player...I need a type...<br/> - You have one: your type is ready and willing.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'">I admire a man who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'">I am sat in a paddling pool, high, with a beer in arms reach. If I had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'">I have created a new tequila drink! It is a mixture of excitement and fear, distilled in innocent people.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'">I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don\'t want to miss this unique opportunity...</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'">I never had a man I enjoyed more than a good steak.</span>',
'<span title="Source: anonymous text message from \'www.textsfromlastnight.com\'">My lawyer just watched my DUI video. he said that, of the thousand or so he\'s seen, mine was easily one in the top ten best.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Anthony Kiedis, Red Hot Chili Peppers - \'Californication\'">Born and raised by those who praise control of population. And everybody\'s been there and I don\'t mean no vacation.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Anthony Kiedis, Red Hot Chili Peppers - \'Other Side\'">I heard your voice through a photograph. I thought it up and brought up the past...but once you know, you can never go back. I gotta take it on the other side.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Anthony Kiedis, Red Hot Chili Peppers - \'Other Side\'">Pour my life into a paper cup. The ashtray\'s full and I am spilling my guts. She wants to know: am I still a slut? I gotta take it on the other side.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Anthony Kiedis, Red Hot Chili Peppers - \'Scar Tissue\'">Scar tissue that I wish you saw. Sarcasm, Mr know-it-all. Close your eyes and I\'ll kiss you \'cos with the birds I\'ll share this lonely view. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Arthur Schopenhauer">All truth passes through three stages: first, it is ridiculed, second, it is violently opposed, third, it is accepted as being self-evident.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Austin Koehler">Generally speaking, you aren\'t learning much when your lips are moving.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Aurore Lucile Dupin">Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Barbara Bush">Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Benjamin Franklin">Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Ben Johnson">Very few men are wise by their own counsel, or learned by their own teaching. For he that was only taught by himself had a fool for a master.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Berthold Auerbach">Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bill Watterson">It\'s not denial - I\'m just selective about the reality I accept.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Billy Connolly">Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it\'s easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it\'s a quarter-pounder, you know it\'s a McDonald\'s.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Billy Connolly">The great thing about Glasgow is that if there is a nuclear attack it\'ll look exactly the same afterwards.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bob Marley">Money can\'t buy life.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bob Marley">Emancipate yourself from mental slavery - none but ourselves can free our minds.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bob Dylan - \'All Along the Watchtower\'">There are many here among us who think life is but a joke. But you and I, we\'ve been through that; this is not our fate. Let us not speak falsely now, the hour\'s getting late.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bono, U2 - \'With or Without You\'">See the stone set in your eyes, see the thorn twist in your side. I wait for you. Sleight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait - and I wait...without you.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bono, U2 - \'No Line on the Horizon">I know a girl with a hole in her heart. She said infinity\'s a great place to start. She said "time is irrelevant, it’s not linear". Then she put her tongue in my ear, oh yeah.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Brett Anderson, Suede - \'Beautiful Ones\'">Drag acts, drug acts, suicides, in your dad\'s suit you hide, staining his name again. Cracked up, stacked up, twenty-two, psycho for sex and glue - lost it to Bostik, yeah.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Brett Anderson, Suede - \'By the Sea\'">Sold the car and quit the job, shook some hands and wiped the make-up right off. Said our goodbyes to the bank, left Seven Sisters for a room in a seaside shack.</span>', 
'<span title="Source: Brett Anderson, Suede - \'The Chemistry Between Us\'">Maybe were just Streatham trash, and maybe not. maybe we\'re just capital flash in a stupid love. But we are young and not tired of it, we are young and easily lead by all the kids getting out of our head.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Brett Anderson, Suede - \'The Chemistry Between Us\'">Oh, Class A, Class B... is that the only chemistry between us?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bruce Cockburn - \'Lovers in a Dangerous Time\'">Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. Gotta kick at the darkness \'til it bleeds daylight.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Bruce Cockburn - \'Lovers in a Dangerous Time\'">Don\'t the hours grow shorter as the days go by? You never get to stop and open your eyes. One day you\'re waiting for the sky to fall, and the next you\'re dazzled by the beauty of it all.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Cathy Ladman">My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Charles Baudelaire">The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn\'t exist.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Charles Temper">Denial is a common tactic that substitutes deliberate ignorance for thoughtful planning.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Chris Addison">It\'s easy to distract fat people. It\'s a piece of cake.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Chris Addison">The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Confucious">Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.</span>',
'<span title="Source: The Daily Mash website">"In case you hadn\'t already worked it out, the entire global financial system is predicated on the assumption that you\'re an idiot.</span>',
'<span title="Source: The Daily Mash website">It\'s odd that the Pope would be so fuzzy about anti-semitism, because I\'m pretty sure that as a member of the Hitler Youth, he would have had to earn some sort of badge for doing it really, really well.</span>',
'<span title="Source: The Daily Mash website">Italian civilisation is based largely on paying protection money to hot-headed olive oil importers, British civilisation is fine as long as you actually prefer it when things don\'t work, while German civilisation does have a tendency to get a bit... carried away.</span>',
'<span title="Source: The Daily Mash website">The world of science, art and democracy which was born in Athens 2,500 years ago, and spread its glow across the Western hemisphere, is now fucked into a tinker\'s bucket.</span>',
'<span title="Source: The Daily Mash website">Big girls offer much better value for money. They live longer, they have stronger personalities, they clean their plate and they can take several days to explore.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Advert\'">It\'s 6 o\'clock, on the dot and I am half way home. I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the underground, and a nervous disposition doesn\'t agree with this. I need something to remind me that there is something else.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Badhead\'">And you have not really stayed in touch: well I knew as much, it\'s no surprise that today I get up around two with nothing to do except get a touch of ‘flu.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Badhead\'">So far I\'ve not really stayed in touch: well you knew as much, it\'s no surprise that today I\'ll get up around two, from a lack of anything to do.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Beachcoma\'">My dear and special friend, there\'s never a point at which we end on no.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Best Days\'">In hotel cells, listening to dial tones, remote controls and cable moans. In his drink he\'s talking. Gets disconnected sleep-walking back home.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Caramel\'">I\'ve got to get over, I\'ve got to get better. I\'ll love you forever. I\'ve got to find genius, I\'ve got to get better. I\'ve got to stop smoking, I\'ve got to get better. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Coping\'">It\'s a sorry state you\'re getting in: the same excuse is wearing thin. There\'s no self-control left in me. What was not will never will be.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Country House\'">He\'s reading Balzac and knocking back the Prozac. It\'s a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'End of a Century\'">We all say "don\'t want to be alone", we wear the same clothes \'cause we feel the same. We kiss with dry lips when we say goodnight. End of a century... oh, it\'s nothing special.<span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'He Thought of Cars\'">Moscow\'s still red, the young man\'s dead, gone to heaven instead. The evening news says he was confused.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'He Thought of Cars\'">The motorways will all merge soon, lottery winner buys the moon, they\'ve come to save us, the space invaders are here.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'This is a Low\'">And into the sea goes pretty England and me, \'round the Bay of Biscay and back for tea. Hit traffic on the Dogger Bank, up the Thames to find a taxi rank. Sail on by with the tide and go to sleep.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'This is a Low\'">Saturday\'s locked away on the pier: not fast enough, dear. And on the Malin Head, Blackpool looks blue and red. And the Queen, she\'s gone round the bend: jumped off Land\'s End.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'TOPMAN\'">In a crowd it\'s hard to spot him, but anonymity can cost. He\'s never cheap or cheerful: he\'s Hugo and he\'s Boss.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Tracey Jacks\'">I\'d love to stay here and be normal but it\'s just so overrated.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Trimm Trabb\'">I got no style; this ain\'t my time. All those losers on the piss again. I doze, doze away.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Fool\'s Day\'">Don\'t capitulate to the forces of the market place: they\'re long departed. Consolidate the love we bear together, on a cold day in springtime. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'All Your Life\'">I need someone to tell me everything\'ll be alright. I need someone who\'ll hold me when the day turns to night. I need someone who loves me more than you do.</span>', 
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'Trailor Park\'">I\'m a country boy, I got no soul, don\'t sleep at night, the world\'s growin\' old. I lost my girl to the Rolling Stones, I lost my girl to the Rolling Stones.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'All Your Life\'">You and me, a 90\'s double bill: surrogate heroes on TV and films.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Damon Albarn, Blur - \'All Your Life\'">There\'s nothing to get angry about. We\'re too hung over to even shout. Oh England, my love, you tattooed your past all over me.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dan Quayle (tee hee)">If we don\'t succeed, we run the risk of failure.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dan Quayle (tee hee)">I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy... but that could change.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dan Quayle (tee hee)">I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dan Quayle (tee hee)">We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dan Quayle (tee hee)">It isn\'t pollution that\'s harming the environment. It\'s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dan Quayle (tee hee)">I stand by all the misstatements that I\'ve made.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dave Barry">There is a very thin line between "hobby" and "mental illness".</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dave Barry">If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved - and never will achieve - its full potential, that word would be "meetings".</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dave Barry">People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'1984\'">They\'ll split your pretty cranium and fill it full of air, and tell that you\'re eighty, but brother, you won\'t care: you\'ll be shooting up on anything, tomorrow\'s never there.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'5 Years\'">A soldier with a broken arm fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac. A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'5 Years\'">I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, drinking milk shakes cold and long. Smiling and waving and looking so fine - don\'t think you knew you were in this song.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'5 Years\'">News guy wept and told us Earth was really dying. Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew: he was not lying.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'All the Madmen\'">Day after day, they take some brain away, they turn my face around, to the far side of town and tell me that it\'s real, and ask me how I feel.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'All the Madmen\'">Don\'t set me free, I\'m as helpless as can be. My libido\'s split on me. Give me some good ole\' lobotomy. \'Cos I\'d rather stay here with all the madmen.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'An Occasional Dream\'">We\'d talk with our eyes, of the sweetness in our lives, and tomorrows of rich surprise.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'An Occasional Dream\'">In our madness, we burnt one hundred days. Time takes time to pass, and I still hold some ashes to me.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'An Occasional Dream\'">We\'d sleep oh so close, but not really close our eyes \'tween the sheets of summer bathed in blue. Gently weeping nights. It was long, long ago, and I can\'t touch your name, for the days of fate were strong for you - danced you far from me.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'An Occasional Dream\'">In my madness, I see your face in mine. I keep a photograph. It burns my wall with time.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Beylay Brothers\'">My Brother lays upon the Rocks. He could be dead, he could be not - he could be you. He\'s chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Buddha of Suburbia\'">Can\'t tell the bullshit from the lies. Screaming along in South London, vicious, but ready to learn. Sometimes I fear that the whole world is queer... sometimes, but always in vain.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Buddha of Suburbia\'">So I\'ll wait until we\'re sane, wait until we\'re blessed and all the same. Full of blood, loving life and all it\'s got to give, Englishman going insane. Down on my knees in suburbia - down on myself in every way.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Hang on to Yourself\'">Well the bitter comes out better on a stolen guitar, you\'re the blessed, we\'re the Spiders from Mars.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Let\'s Dance\'">Put on your red shoes and dance the blues, to the song they\'re playing on the radio.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Let\'s Dance\'">If you say run, I\'ll run with you. If you say hide, we\'ll hide. Because my love for you would break my heart in two.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Letter to Hermione\'">I care for no-one else but you, I\'d tear my soul to cease the pain... I think maybe you feel the same. What can we do? </span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Memory of a Free Festival\'">Touch, we touched the very soul, of holding each and every life. We claimed the very source of joy ran through - it didn\'t - but it seemed that way. I kissed a lot of people that day.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Memory of a Free Festival\'">Away they soared, climbing through the ivory vibrant cloud. Someone passed some bliss among the crowd and we walked back to the road, unchained.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Memory of a Free Festival\'">The Children of the summer\'s end gathered in the dampened grass. We played our songs and felt the London sky resting on our hands: It was God\'s land. It was ragged and naïve, it was Heaven.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Moonage Daydream\'">I am your rubber peacock angelic whore.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Diamond Dogs\'">This ain\'t rock & roll - this is genocide.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Oh! You Pretty Things\'">The earth is a bitch, we\'ve finished our news. Homo sapiens have outgrown their use.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Quicksand\'">I\'m tethered to the logic of Homo Sapiens, can\'t take my eyes from the great salvation Of bullshit faith.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Prettiest Star\'">One day, though it might as well be someday, you and I will rise up all the way. All because of what you are: the prettiest star.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Rock \'n Roll Suicide\'">You\'re not alone, no matter what or who you\'ve been, no matter when or where you\'ve seen. All the knives seem to lacerate your brain, I\'ve had my share: I\'ll help you with the pain.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Rock \'n Roll Suicide\'">You\'re too old to lose it, too young to choose it and the clock waits patiently on your song. You walk past the café but you don\'t eat when you\'ve lived too long.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Saviour Machine\'">Please don\'t believe in me, please disagree with me. Life is too easy, a plague seems quite feasible now - or maybe a war, or I may kill you all...</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Saviour Machine\'">Your minds are too green, I despise all I\'ve seen. You can\'t stake your lives on a Saviour Machine.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Soul Love\'">New words: a love so strong it tears their hearts to sleep through the fleeting hours of morning.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Soul Love\'">Inspirations: have I none? Just to touch the flaming dove. All I have is my love of love - and love is not loving.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Soul Love\'">Stone love: she kneels before the grave, a brave son, who gave his life to save the slogan that hovers between the headstone and her eyes, for they penetrate her grieving.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Starman\'">Then the loud sound did seem to fade, came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase: that weren\'t no DJ, that was hazy cosmic jive.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'The Man Who Sold the World\'">Oh no, not me: I never lost control. You\'re face to face with the man who sold the world.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Time\'">Time: He flexes like a whore, falls wanking to the floor. His trick is you and me, boy.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Ziggy Stardust\'">He could lick \'em by smiling. He could leave \'em to hang. Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.</span>',
'<span title="Source: David Bowie - \'Ziggy Stardust\'">So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls? Just the beer light to guide us, so we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Dolly Parton - \'I Will Always Love You\'">Bitter-sweet memories: that\'s all I have and all I\'m taking with me. Goodbye, please don\'t you cry. We both know that I\'m not what you need.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Demetri Martin">Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Douglas Adams">I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don\'t know the answer.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">I do like the French...but they can be kind of... French.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard, on Noah and the biblical flood">There\'s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free - and it was the idea to wipe out everything. He didn\'t say, "I will kill everything except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole". </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They\'re just pretty people singing music written by other people.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Because if a woman falls over wearing heels, that\'s embarrassing - but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It\'s the end of your life.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Hitler ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. So, that\'s fun. I think that\'s funny - because he was a mass-murdering f*ckhead. As many important historians have noted. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queens. They\'re all frumpy, aren\'t they? Because it\'s a bad idea when cousins marry.  </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard, performing in New York, 2000">Makeup\'s just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until...er, well, until you killed them all, I suppose.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard, performing in New York, 2000">So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years - and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised. A little naïve, I feel!</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Poetry is very similar to music, only with less notes and more words.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">So, I have learned that the world is 4,500 million years old. If you\'re very religious, then it\'s not 4,500 million years old, it\'s 6,000 years old. One of these is not correct.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss of kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word \'dyslexia\' was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">The monarchy system has gradually, over time, fallen apart. In Britain, it has stayed together, while falling apart at the same time.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Quad the f*ck?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">If God was really there, I think the first line of the Bible would have been, "It\'s round. Yep, looks flat, but it\'s round". </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Cats are allowed outside because they are more responsible. They go outside, they see a fast far car go by and they go "ooh, it\'s a Mazda". Whereas dogs just go mad. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Have you noticed how there are loads of car chases in films and none in books?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Certain people in the street do give you a hard time. It\'s dickhead men usually, who hang out groups of five. I think this is because they have a fifth of a personality each. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">So, Jesus spoke his stuff, was killed by the Romans, and then 300 years later, the Gospels were written by Matthew Mark Luke and John. Who were friends with Mary, Mungo and Minge... "Yes, and our friend Jeremny, that\'s Sebastian, and  Kenneth. We are <i>all</i> from Gallelli"...</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Hello? Intelligent Design? Yes, this is man\'s appendix. So... any news? What the f*ck are we doing here? He doesn\'t eat grass, haven\'t you noticed?</span>',	
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Creationalism has turned, through the mind of Sarah Palin, into Intelligent Design. I have two problems with Intelligent Design. One is the "intelligent" part and the other is the "design" part.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">If there was a god, don\'t you think he would have flicked Hitler\'s head off? "Oh, I am not allowed to do anything"... Well, f*ck off then. If you aren\'t allowed to do anything then what\'s the use? Just piss off, and stop asking us to mumble things on Sundays. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Opera is just rich people watching large people being shaken by small people.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Jesus I think did exist and he was a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi, Nelson Mandela-type area. You know, relaxed and groovy, and the Romans thought, \"Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no!\" So they murdered him.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eddie Izzard">Guns don\'t kill people, people kill people - and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).</span>',
'<span title="Source: Eleanor Roosevelt">Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.</span>', 
'<span title="Source: Facebook">David Cameron wants change? Well, give him 30p and tell him to F*ck off.</span>', 
'<span title="Source: Eric Clapton - \'Tears in Heaven\'">I must be strong and carry on, \'cause I know: I don\'t belong here in Heaven.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Frank Sinatra">I feel sorry for people who don\'t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that\'s as good as they are going to feel all day.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Freddie Mercury, Queen- \'Show Must Go On\'">Inside my heart is breaking, my make-up may be flaking, but my smile still stays on.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche ">Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it but degenerated into vice.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche ">Where the chaos meets order, usually chaos wins, because it is better organised.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">There is not sufficient love and goodness in the world to permit us to give some of it away to imaginary beings.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">A subject for a great poet would be God\'s boredom after the seventh day of creation.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">Faith: not wanting to know what is true.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Friedrich Nietzsche">To predict the behaviour of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.</span>',
'<span title="Source: official motto of the French Navy (snigger, snigger)">À l\'eau, c\'est l\'heure!</span>',
'<span title="Source: Garrison Keillor">Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">The French don\'t have a word for \'entrepreneur\'.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">In my sentences, I go where no man has gone before.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It\'s just unacceptable, and we\'re going to do something about it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We\'re making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating...</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">I\'ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George W Bush (tee hee)">Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George Bernard Shaw">Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George Bernard Shaw">There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart\'s desire. The other is to get it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George Carlin">I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.</span>',
'<span title="Source: George Jessel">The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Gerry Rafferty - \'Baker Street\'">This city desert makes you feel so cold, it\'s got so many people but it\'s got no soul. And it\'s taken you so long to find out you were wrong, when you thought it held everything.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Gina Riley and Jane Turner as Kath & Kim">I am not criticising you. I\'m just saying you look bad.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Harry Truman">It\'s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it\'s a depression when you lose yours.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Havelock Ellis">The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hector Berlioz">Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Henry Youngman">I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up: they have no holidays.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Herodotus">Of all men\'s miseries, the bitterest is this: to know so much and have control over nothing.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Homer Simpson">Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Homer Simpson">Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It\'s what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">A word to the wise is infuriating. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">America: a nation of two hundred million used-car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a crime-in-progress is not a happy prospect. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">In a closed society where everybody\'s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they\'ve always worked for me...</span>',
'<span title="Source: Hunter S. Thompson">You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when it\'s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jack Nicholson">My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.</span>',
'<span title="Source: James Finley">Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one\'s face.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'Do You Remember the First Time?\'">You say you\'ve got to go home. Well at least there\'s someone there that you can turn to. And you never have to face up to the night on your own. Sometimes it must be great, to be straight.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'F.E.E.L.I.N.G C.A.L.L.E.D L.O.V.E\'">And the world outside this room has also assumed a familiar shape. The same events, shuffled in a slightly different order each day. Just like a modern shopping centre. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'Do You Remember the First Time?\'">You say you\'ve never been sure, though it makes good sense for you to live together. Still you\'ve bought a toy that can reach the places he never goes. And now it\'s getting late. It\'s so straight.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'I Spy\'">I spy a boy and I spy a girl. I spy the worst place in the world - in the whole, wide world. Oh, you didn\'t do bad: you made it out. I\'m still stuck here - oh, but I\'ll get out: oh yeah, I\'ll get out!</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'Monday Morning\'">They say the past must die for the future to be born. In that case, die little mother!</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'Monday Morning\'">There\'s nothing to do so you just stay in bed (oh poor thing!). Why live in the world when you can live in your head? </span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'Monday Morning\'">Is this the light of a new day dawning? A future bright that you can walk in? No, it\'s just another Monday morning. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Jarvis Cocker, Pulp - \'Sorted For E\'s and Wizz\'">And you want to call your mother and say "mother: I can never come home again, \'cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire."</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jean Cocteau">It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take Earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking Earth seriously.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Joe Jackson - \'Be My Number 2\'">Won\'t you be my number two? Me and number one are through. There won\'t be too much to do; just smile when I feel blue.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Joe Jackson - \'Be My Number 2\'">And there is not much left of me: what you get is what you see. Is it worth the energy? I leave it up to you.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jim Morrison, The Doors - \'The End\'">This is the end, my only friend, the end. It hurts to set you free, but you\'ll never follow me. The end of laughter and soft lies. The end of nights we tried to die. This is the end.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jim Morrison">I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jim Morrison, The Doors - \'Five to One\'">Your ballroom days are over, baby: night is drawing near. Shadows of the evening crawl across the years.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Jimmy Carr">Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.</span>',
'<span title="Source: John Galbraith">The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.</span>',
'<span title="Source: John Smith">When we can no longer blame things on liquor, or war\'s reaction, we may begin to suspect that human nature itself is a little faulty.</span>',
'<span title="Source: John Lennon - \'Imagine\'">Imagine there is no Heaven; it\'s easy if you try. No Hell below us, above us, only sky. Imagine all the people, living for today. </span>',
'<span title="Source: John Lennon - \'Imagine\'">Imagine there\'s no countries; it isnt hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace. </span>',
'<span title="Source: John Lennon - \'Working Class Hero\'">They hurt you at home and they hit you at school. They hate you if you\'re clever and they despise a fool, \'till you\'re so f*cking crazy you can\'t follow their rules. </span>',
'<span title="Source: John Lennon - \'Working Class Hero\'">They keep you doped with religion and sex and TV, and you think you\'re so clever and classless and free. But you\'re still f*cking peasents as far as I can see.</span>',
'<span title="Source: John Lennon - \'Working Class Hero\'">There\'s room at the top they are telling you still, but first you must learn how to smile as you kill. If you want to be like the folks on the hill. A working class hero is something to be. </span>',
'<span title="Source: John McCrea, Cake - \'Friend is a 4-letter Word\'">To me, coming from you, friend is a 4-letter word. End is the only part of the word that I heard, call me morbid or absurd. But to me, coming from you, friend is a 4-letter word. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Jorge Santayana">Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Joseph Heller">Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success comes drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Julian Huxley">Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Karl Marx">Religion is the heart of a heartless world.</span>',
'<span title="Source: KC Buffington">The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal...it\'s also the reason they hate birds.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Kurt Cobain, Nirvana - \'Dumb\'">My heart is broke, but I have some glue. Help me inhale and I will mend it will you. We\'ll float around, hang out on clouds and then we\'ll come down, have a hangover.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Kurt Cobain, Nirvana - \'Pennyroyal Tea\'">I\'m so tired I can\'t sleep, I\'m a liar and a thief. I sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea. I\'m anaemic royalty.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Keith Richards">Let me be clear about this: I don\'t have a drug problem; I have a police problem.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Konrad Adenauer">In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Lennon/McCartney, The Beatles - \'Strawberry Fields Forever\'">Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Lennon/McCartney, The Beatles - \'The End\'">And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Lennon/McCartney, The Bealtes - \'Happiness is a Warm Gun\'">The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots. Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Lennon/McCartney, The Beatles - \'A Day in the Life\'">I read the news today, oh boy: four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. And though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all. Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Lily Tomlin">Reality is a crutch for people who can\'t cope with drugs.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Lynn Lavner">There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.</span>',
'<span title="Source: M. C. Escher">I don\'t use drugs: my dreams are frightening enough.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mae West">It\'s not the men in my life that counts - it\'s the life in my men.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mae West">You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mae West">When choosing between two evils, I always like to pick the one I never tried before.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mahatma Gandhi">I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before anyone even at the cost of your life.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mahatma Gandhi">Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mahatma Gandhi">An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mahatma Gandhi">What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Malcolm X">Usually, when people are sad, they don\'t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits - \'Heavy Fuel\'">Don\'t care if my liver is hanging by a thread. Don\'t care if my doctor says I ought to be dead. If my ugly big car won\'t climb this hill, I\'ll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits - \'Heavy Fuel\'">Last time I was sober, man I felt bad: worst hangover that I ever had. It took six hamburgers and scotch all night, nicotine for breakfast just to put me right.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">Don\'t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">"In God We Trust"... I don\'t believe it would sound any better if it were true.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mark Twain">Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Matt Groening">When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mel Brooks">Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mic Jagger, Rolling Stones - \'Paint it Black">I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.<span>',
'<span title="Source: Mic Jagger, Rolling Stones - \'Paint it Black">I see a line of cars and they\'re all painted black. With flowers and my love, both never to come back. <span>',
'<span title="Source: Mic Jagger, Rolling Stones - \'Paint it Black">I see my red door and I want it painted black. Maybe then I\'ll fade away and not have to face the facts. It\'s not easy facing up when your whole world is black.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Mic Jagger, Rolling Stones - \'Paint it Black">No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue. I could not foresee this thing happening to you. If I look hard enough into the setting sun, my love will laugh with me before the morning comes.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Monty Python">I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home every evening reeking of Chateau le Tour.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Monty Python">Oh Lord please don\'t burn us, don\'t kill or toast your flock, don\'t put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don\'t bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Monty Python">Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Nathaniel Hawthorne">No man can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which one may be true.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Nick Cave - \'The Curse of Millhaven\'">They ask me if I feel remorse and I answer, "Why of course! There is so much more I could have done if they\'d let me!" So it\'s Rorschach and Prozac and everything is groovy!</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour was provided to console him for what he is.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Biography lends to death a new terror. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Work is the scourge of the drinking classes. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">I am so clever that sometimes I don\'t understand a single word of what I am saying.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Oscar Wilde">We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Ozzy Ozbourne, Black Sabbeth - \'Paranoid\'">Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry. Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Page &amp; Robertson, Bare Naked Ladies - \'I\'ll be that Girl\'">If I were the sun, you would be in shadow, and if I had a gun, there\'d be no tomorrow.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Page &amp; Robertson, Bare Naked Ladies - \'Alcohol\'">Now I know that there\'s a time and there\'s a place, where I can choose to walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Page &amp; Robertson, Bare Naked Ladies - \'When you Dream\'">When sleep sets in, history begins. But the future will win.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Page &amp; Robertson, Bare Naked Ladies - \'Crazy\'">I don\'t think I need a rubber room, but hey, that might be nice. I\'m not a manic depressive, paranoid or schizophrenic, so I don\'t need your advice. I am crazy - just like you.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Peter Marshall">If you lend someone £10 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Paul Simon - \'Sounds of Silence\'">And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls, and whispered in the sounds of silence.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Quentin Crisp">When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don\'t believe?"</span>',
'<span title="Source: Ralph Emerson">Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Richard Dawkins">I am a deeply religious non-believer. This is a somewhat new kind of religion.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin - \'Stairway to Heaven\'">And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our soul, there walks a lady we all know who shines white light and wants to show how everything still turns to gold.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Roger Waters, Pink Floyd - \'Goodbye Blue Sky\' ">Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter, when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? </span>',
'<span title="Source: Roger Waters, Pink Floyd - \'Wish You Were Here\' ">We\'re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. I wish you were here.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Robin Williams">Ah, yes: divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man\'s genitals through his wallet.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Robin Williams"> The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Salman Rushdie">What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Salvador Dali">I don\'t do drugs. I am drugs.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sinead O\'Connor & Bomb the Bass - \'Empire\'">Vampire, you feed on the life of a pure heart. Vampire, you suck the life of goodness. From now on I\'ll call you England.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">Don\'t talk to me about naval tradition. It\'s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosity he excites among his opponents.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sir Winston Churchill">We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sister Bliss/Rollo, Faithless - \'Crazy English Summer\'">Fields of fire that passed the train. The sky is victorious but here comes the rain. Friday is taking me home again, and I\'ve nothing but you on my mind.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sister Bliss/Rollo, Faithless - \'Crazy English Summer\'">Life\'s a riot a lover a friend. Pity the day that it has to end. Friday, come speed me home again. I\'ve nothing but you on my mind.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sister Bliss/Rollo, Faithless - \'Crazy English Summer\'">Sometimes I feel like I\'m fine on my own, fifty thousand miles from home. Sometimes I\'m weak and the past is my guide. Summer returns and puts you back on my mind.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sister Bliss/Rollo, Faithless - \'Crazy English Summer\'">Sometimes I feel like I\'m glad to be free, sometimes I still want your arms around me. Sometimes I\'m glad to have left you behind. This crazy English Summer has put you back on my mind.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sharon Stone">Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Smithers & Mr Burns, The Simpsons"> - Um, I hate to interrupt your longevity treatment, sir, but there\'s a sweet little boy at the door. <br/> - Release the hounds.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Spike Milligan">All I ask is the chance to prove that money can\'t make me happy.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Stephen Baker">Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Steven Wright">I\'d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Steven Wright">If God dropped acid, would he see people?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Sting, The Police - \'I Can\'t Stand Losing\'">I guess you\'d call it suicide, but I\'m too full to swallow my pride. I can\'t stand losing.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Tennessee Williams">Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Terry Pratchett">Build a man a fire, and he\'ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he\'ll be warm for the rest of his life.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Terry Pratchett">Slander - an excellent idea.The banal assassin  only kills you once, but slander kills you every day.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke - \'And it Rained All Night\'">It\'s relentless, invisible, indefatigable, indisputable, undeniable - so how come it looks so beautiful, how come it merely falls from the sky?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke - \'Harrowdown Hill\'">Don\'t walk the plank like I did - you will be dispensed with, when you\'ve become inconvenient.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke - \'Harrowdown Hill\'">Up on Harrowdown Hill, near where you used to go to school, that\'s where I am, that\'s where I\'m lying down. Did I fall or was I pushed? Did I fall or was I pushed? And wheres the blood?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Airbag\'">In the next world war, in a jacknifed juggernaught, I am born again. In the neon sign, scrolling up and down, I am born again. In a deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Climbing up the Walls\'">Either way you turn, I\'ll be there. Open up your skull, I\'ll be there - climbing up the walls.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Creep\'">I don\'t care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Black Star\'">I get on the train and I just stand about, now that I don\'t think of you. I keep falling over, I keep passing out when I see a face like you. What am I coming to? I\'m gonna melt down.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Creep\'">When you were here before, couldn\'t look you in the eye. You\'re just like an angel. Your skin makes me cry. You float like a feather, in a beautiful world.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Electioneering\'">Riot shields, Voodoo economics, it\'s just business. Cattle prods and the IMF. I trust I can rely on your vote.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'High & Dry\'">Two jumps in a week; I bet you think that\'s pretty clever, don\'t you boy? Flying on your motorcycle, watching all the ground beneath your drop. You\'d kill yourself for recognition, kill yourself to never ever stop.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Jigsaw Falling Into Place\'">I never really got there, I just pretended that I had. Words are blunt instruments, words are a sawn-off shotgun.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Karma Police\'">Karma police, arrest this man: he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge. He\'s like a detuned radio.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'No Surprises\'">A heart that\'s full up like a land-fill, a job that slowly kills you. Bruises that won\'t  heal. You look so tired, unhappy. Bring down the government: they don\'t speak for us.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Paranoid Android\'">Ambition makes you look pretty ugly - kicking, squealing, Gucci little piggy.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Paranoid Android\'">That\'s it, sir, you\'re leaving. The crackle of pig skin, the dust and the screaming. The yuppies networking. The panic, the vomit - the panic, the vomit. God loves his children. God loves his children, yeah!</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Subterranean Homesick Alien\'">I\'d tell all my friends but they\'d never believe me: they\'d think that I\'d finally lost it completely. I\'d show them the stars and the meaning of life. They\'d shut me away, but I\'d be alright.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'The Bends\'">I need to wash myself again to hide all the dirt and pain but I\'d be scared that there\'s nothing underneath. And who are my real friends? Have they all got the bends - am I really sinking this low?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'The Bends\'">I wish it was the sixties, I wish we could be happy, I wish, I wish, I wish that something would happen.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Thinking About You\'">Been thinking about you, and there\'s no rest. Shit, I still love you, still see you in bed. But I\'m playing with myself, and what do you care, when the other men are far, far better? </span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - \'Thinking About You\'">I\'ve been thinking about you, so how can you sleep? These people aren\'t your friends: they\'re paid to kiss your feet. They don\'t know what I know, and why should you care, when I\'m not there.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thom Yorke, Radiohead - demo version of \'No Surprises\'">He was sick of his clock stopping. "Wind it up," that girl said sleeping next to him. The watch stopped, the battery\'s run down. He started his broken sentence, "no alarms..."</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thomas Jefferson">Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Thomas Szasz">All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Tom Clancy">I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Tracey Chapman - \'Baby Can I Hold You\'">Sorry, is all that you can\'t say. Years gone by and still, words don\'t come easily. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Tracey Chapman - \'Baby Can I Hold You\'">Maybe if I\'d told you the right words, at the right time, you\'d be mine. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Tracey Chapman - \'For My Lover\'">Everyday I\'m psycho-analysed, for my lover, for my lover. They dope me up and I tell them lies, for my lover, for my lover.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Tracey Chapman - \'Talkin About A Revolution\'">They’re standing in the welfare lines, crying at the doorsteps of those armies of salvation. Wasting time in the unemployment lines, sitting around waiting for a promotion.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Tracey Chapman - \'Talkin About A Revolution\'">I remember when we were driving, driving in your car. Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk. City lights lay out before us, and your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Tracey Chapman - \'Talkin About A Revolution\'">Starting from zero, got nothing to lose. Maybe we’ll make something. Me myself I got nothing to prove.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">A closed mouth gathers no foot. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">David Cameron and Nick Clegg: putting the \'n\' in cuts... </span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">Ideas don\'t stay in some minds very long because they don\'t like solitary confinement.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">Due to the current financial constraints, please note that the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished until further notice. Thank you.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">Mourn the losses, for they are many; but celebrate the victories, for they are few.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">Your mama is so fat, when she sings, it\'s over. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either cease being mistaken or cease being honest.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">It takes years to build up trust, but it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Unknown">Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Upton Sinclair">It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Victor Hugo">There is one thing stronger than all the armies of the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Voltaire">It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.</span>',
'<span title="Source: W. C. Fields">I once spent a year in Philadelphia. I think it was on a Sunday.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">Joblessness is next to Godliness.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">I don\'t believe in God, in Heaven, or in Hell, but I do believe in Planet Earth, and I believe it is the most beautiful thing I will ever know. What else is there?</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">In my experience, people never really grow up; they just grow older.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">London called, I came. She ate me up and spat me out. I left.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">Time is unique in having the ability to both fly and crawl simultaneously.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">Be warned: the pearly gates of St. Peter are electrified...</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">Embrace your demons. You would be lonely without them. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">The world would be such a better place if people remembered this one rule: just because you can, it doesn\'t mean you should. </span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">I have found that it is quite possible to have your cake and eat it too... you just need two cakes.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Wee Sweetie Sites">The devil that Beelzebub has set aside for me does not stand a chance...</span>',
'<span title="Source: Will Cuppy">Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.</span>',
'<span title="Source: William Dement">Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Woody Allen">If it turns out that there is a God, I don\'t think that he\'s evil: the worst that you can say about him is that basically, he\'s an underachiever.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Woody Allen">To you I\'m an atheist; to God, I\'m the Loyal Opposition.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Woody Allen">Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Woody Allen">More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.</span>',
'<span title="Source: Woody Allen">Sex is like bridge: If you don\'t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.</span>');
	
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